[EDIT: This post was a joke, people! A joke! I’ll try to be less subtle next time.]
HUGE opportunity here, folks. But given the recent news about Citi I think it’s best to speak about this in code so that we won’t kill the deal. Here you go:
- You need to buy a certain something from a certain place. You know what I’m talking about.
- Jupiter needs to be aligned with Mercury, if you catch my drift.
- Make sure the “turbo boost” is activated.
- Don’t forget to use the credit card from you-know-where. (Hint: it’s the one with “Bank” in its name.)
- If you redeem the points at [EDIT: deleted], you can cash out for 2 cents per point.
- Remember: the square of the hypotenuse is equal to the sum of the squares of the other two sides.
I think most of you should be able to piece that together.