Password must contain at least one lower-case letter.
Password must contain at least one upper-case letter.
Password must contain at least one number.
Password must contain at least one special character ($@#^&*!)
Password is too short. Password must be at least 32 characters in length.
Password is too long. Password maximum length is 32 characters.
Password must be changed monthly.
Password cannot be the same as any previous password.
Password cannot be the same as any other password on any other website or the hackers will get you.
Do note write down any password at any time for any reason. All passwords must be memorized.
Password must be watered regularly and receive at least two hours of direct sunlight daily.
When choosing a password, please be respectful of local password customs.
Do not feed password after midnight.
When approached by a password, remain calm and avoid direct eye contact.
Password must be changed weekly, not monthly. Change password daily for best results. More secure that way. More security is good. Must be secure.
Password.
Ain’t that the truth.
This would be even funnier if it weren’t so very very close to the truth.