This is an actual transcription of part of the Q1 earnings call for Archer Ltd, an oilfield service provider. Yes, this really happened. You can listen to the whole thing here if you’re really curious, but Bruce Wayne doesn’t show up until almost 36 minutes into it.
OPERATOR: We will now take a question from Bruce Wayne with Wayne Enterprises. Please go ahead.
UNIDENTIFIED PARTICIPANT: Hello there.
FREDRIK HALVORSEN, VICE CHAIRMAN AND CHIEF EXECUTIVE OFFICER: Hello, Bruce. We can hear you.
UNIDENTIFIED PARTICIPANT: Hi there. This is Bruce Wayne. So I was wondering, given your factory situation, if you guys would be willing to invest in some technology I am developing?
FREDRIK HALVORSEN, VICE CHAIRMAN AND CHIEF EXECUTIVE OFFICER: I think we will still find money if we find the right technology to invest in. I think we have a very good, on the Oil Tool side of the business, internal R&D team. And so the investment should also be looked upon as just attracting talented engineers to continue that run.
UNIDENTIFIED PARTICIPANT: Do you feel you have engineers that can work my specifications because I am facing supervillians, so I need specific technical expertise.
FREDRIK HALVORSEN, VICE CHAIRMAN AND CHIEF EXECUTIVE OFFICER: I’m a little big–there is a big echo on the line. I’m sorry. Can you repeat the question?
UNIDENTIFIED PARTICIPANT: No, what it is is that a lot of my technology was damaged. I was obviously in recent battles with Bane, the Joker, so I just want to know if you guys can invest in some technology I’m developing?
FREDRIK HALVORSEN, VICE CHAIRMAN AND CHIEF EXECUTIVE OFFICER: We are currently investing in technology in Oil Tools and in Wireline. We have various technologies where we’ve invested over a couple of years and we will continue to do so going forward. Bertrand, can you move on to the next caller please?
(H/T: Zerohedge)
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