Last Post Wins!...

[Steven58]

I'm honored to be able to start this irrelevant thread. It's a game that's fun.

It's simple. Whoever has the last post wins!

 

[Steven58]

I'll start. I win. You lose!

 

[KennyBSAT]

@Steven58 Not only do you lose, you're the first loser.

 

[Matt]

I pronounce Kenny to winner...

Oh wait.

 

[KennyBSAT]

We have a 'winner' tag, now we're going to need a 'loser' tag for every post but the last...

 

[MickiSue]

I win.

At least temporarily.

 

[Rick]

Oops... I moved the goalpost.

 

[Steven58]

Wait. What?

 

[Andres]

I don't want to win, someone post something after me!

 

[MilesJunkie]

You win some, you lose some!

 

[raenye]

Can a mod lock this thread?

 

[smittytabb]

Not in my job description. Wait...

 

[TheBOSman]

Can a mod lock this thread?

I do believe that would be an abuse of the moderating powers . And I don't see a prize available for winning other than bragging rights .

 

[nickelfish1]

Then let the bragging begin......

 

[Steven58]

 

[smittytabb]

Not so fast!

 

[thepaul500]

I want nothing to do with this thread.....

 

[Rich]

I definitely win.

 

[Josh F]

Whoever can lock this thread wins

 

[Steven58]

 

[MickiSue]

Not right now, though.

 

[ElainePDX]

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Oops, wrong thread!

 

[MaryE]

As mentioned in the rules, the last post wins. Clearly, then I have the last post.

 

[Steven58]

Isn't that taps being played?

 

[c2nah777]

All subsequent posts are hereby null and void, retroactively making me the true winner. I have seen the future and you need to trust me.

Spoiler

Okay so here's what happens(ed): I bribe(d) Matt to delete them eventually and lock this down after this one.

 

[nickelfish1]

I have seen the future and you need to trust me.

Please. Know how many men have tried that line on me?

 

[raenye]

Please. Know how many men have tried that line on me?

The real question is for how many it worked.

 

[Steven58]

The real question is for how many it worked.

I'd guess one or two, due to the tone of the reply?

 

[Rich]

If this post gets 50 likes and 25 "winners" I promise I won't post anymore in this thread

 

[MickiSue]

Nice try!

 

[nickelfish1]

I'd guess one or two, due to the tone of the reply?

You might be a little short in the count...I grew up in Cornshuckerville and arrived in the big city with big eyes and a bad memory.

 

[Steven58]

You might be a little short in the count...I grew up in Cornshuckerville and arrived in the big city with big eyes and a bad memory.

Well put. (sorry , but you live and learn?)

 

[c2nah777]

Please. Know how many men have tried that line on me?

No, but it sounds intriguing.

Tell you what-I will buy you a cup (or pot) of coffee, and we can talk all about it. Just promise to not post here after me. I need the prize money. There IS prize money right? Why do I feel like I am on Amazon all of a sudden?

 

[littlenemo]

http://boredomtherapy.com/

I win.

 

[nickelfish1]

Tell you what-I will buy you a cup (or pot) of coffee, and we can talk all about it. Just promise to not post here after me

Make it a pot of alcohol and I'll tell you about a shit storm that made people famous.

Also, I promise.
Seein's how someone else posted after you post and all....