8 And there were in the same country bloggers abiding on the internet, keeping watch over their readers by night.
9 And, lo, the public relations representative of Chase came upon them, and the glory of Chase shone round about them: and they were afraid.
10 And the PR representative said unto them, Fear not: for, behold, I bring you good tidings of great joy, which shall be to all people with acceptable credit scores who meet the minimum income requirement.
11 For unto you is born this day in the city of Gotham a credit card, which is the Chase Sapphire Reserve.
12 And this shall be a sign unto you; Ye shall find the card wrapped in the best packaging the marketing department could come up with given the budget constraints.
13 And suddenly there was with the PR representative a multitude of bloggers praising Chase, and saying,
14 Glory to Chase in the highest, and on earth Ultimate Rewards points and travel expense reimbursement toward men.
The good chase giveth. And the good chase…taketh away.
I love that “D Barrett” is the first commenter on this post.
New credit card looks great. However, this post is somewhat sacrilegious. Poor taste, PFDIGEST.
And ye shall not have 5 credit cards opened just before me.
best CSR post to date
And I suppose “Oh God Book II ” was sacrilegious . One woman’s poor taste is another person’s humor. It’s always going to offend someone.
Yea though PFDIGEST walks through the valley of the Shadow of Death, PFDIGEST fears no commenters, cuz PFDIGEST is the meanest SOB in the valley.
BTW, I think your comment is insulting to atheists. Poor taste. You should apologize to me.
Man, I am crying from laughing so hard.
If we find out that 5/24 rules over the CSR, I’m going to be sad. But then I’m going to come read this again and my day will be better. Thank you, this was hilarious.
You sir…are entertaining!
Thank you, Sir.
Awesome post!!
Seriously, give it a rest.
This is a poor attempt at juvenile humor, as well as being offensive to many including myself. Why don’t you stick to talking about points, and don’t try to be a comedian.
Sheesh…
I’m offended that you are offended, good day sir!
Excellent post. That card is so over hyped.