IHG just performed its regular ritual of getting our hopes up and then letting us down with its list of Pointbreaks hotels. There are three kinds of Pointsbreak hotels:
- The North Bumblefuck Holiday Inn Express, located 50 miles from any place you’d want to visit.
- The Candlewood Suites located near the office park 15 miles from your home.
- A really nice hotel in a country that you will not visit any time soon.