Riddle thread

SomeRandomGuy

SomeRandomGuy

Nerd, Poet, Warrior
Ok, the purpose of this thread is to pose a riddle, but not in the sense of asking it and expecting people to answer. Put in the whole thing. I'll start. And will cope with the deafening silence of others not posting riddles.

How do you kill a circus?

Go straight for the juggler.
 
SomeRandomGuy

SomeRandomGuy

Nerd, Poet, Warrior
What do you get when you cross a bear and an elephant?

A revocation of your research grant and a stern rebuke from the ethics committee.
 
SomeRandomGuy

SomeRandomGuy

Nerd, Poet, Warrior
tly said:
Isn't this the other way round? 2 doors = coupe, 4 doors = sedan...
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Oh, yeah, that's what I meant to write, my fingers aren't always cooperative with my brain, or maybe its my brain not cooperating with my brain. You should see me try to tell the "What's orange and sounds like a parrot" one, I always say "What's orange and sounds like a carrot" which doesn't really work out as well.
 
Maria Sangria

Maria Sangria

Level 51
Can you figure out this parking lot's numbering system?


|__ 16 __|__ 06_ _|_ _ 68_ _| __ 88_ _|image.jpg|_ _ 98_ _|
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InstinctX

InstinctX

Level 2 Member
What do you call a "new" member that keeps joining this forum & trying to reach the 50 post "minimum" threshold for L2 status, many posts that are just fillers?
 
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