HOT DEAL: Get in on this while you still can!

[NickPFD]

HUGE opportunity here, folks. But given the recent news about Citi I think it’s best to speak about this in code so that we won’t kill the deal. Here you go:

1. You need to buy a certain something from a certain place. You know what I’m talking about.
2. Jupiter needs to be aligned with Mercury, if you catch my drift.
3. Make sure the “turbo boost” is activated.
4. Don’t forget to use the credit card from you-know-where. (Hint: it’s the one with “Bank” in its name.)
5. If you redeem the points at [EDIT: deleted], you can cash out for 2 cents per point.
6. Remember: the square of the hypotenuse is equal to the sum of the squares of the other two sides.

I think most of you should be able to piece that together.

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[nickelfish1]

Figures that my worse subjects are science and math.....

 

[knick1959]

Perfecto! Thanks. I'm on this big-time.

 

[Confectioneer]

Thanks for blowing it, @NickPFD; I've been milking this for MONTHS, and now you've gone and outed it.

#YouDeserveABowtieNotNecktie

 

[Panache]

Are we talking newspaper subs? Otherwise, I'd appreciate a bit of a hint

 

[kingabraham3]

for those looking to get in on this deal, I recommend getting one of these to help with #2.

 

[Confectioneer]

for those looking to get in on this deal, I recommend getting one of these to help with #2.

When I want help with #2, I'm usually looking for paper products...

 

[sriki]

?? wth

 

[GordonBombay]

This is old news, Pythagoras

 

[TheBOSman]

Take down the circles and arrows, I've been crushing this for eleventy billion points and NOW you're ruining it! EVIL BLOGGERS

 

[swonavy]

YMMV

 

[Panache]

YMMV

but, you can do split tender! CSR shot me down but then I escalated to regional mgmt and got it to work!

 

[TheBOSman]

but, you can do split tender! CSR shot me down but then I escalated to regional mgmt and got it to work!

I had to escalate to the executive board...

And give the CEO a noogie...

But they let me do it .

 

[Risk]

HUGE opportunity here, folks. But given the recent news about Citi I think it’s best to speak about this in code so that we won’t kill the deal. Here you go:
2. Jupiter needs to be aligned with Mercury, if you catch my drift.
I think most of you should be able to piece that together.

I've got a critical piece of the puzzle: this is about a collision of two black holes.

http://www.bbc.com/news/science-environment-35524440

 

[bayguy]

Mind has become numb from all the bad news around(Serve/BB/Citi shutdowns etc). Can any kind soul, PM with what is being talked about? I don't need circles and arrows but a glossary to all the code words

 

[sriki]

Mind has become numb from all the bad news around(Serve/BB/Citi shutdowns etc). Can any kind soul, PM with what is being talked about? I don't need circles and arrows but a glossary to all the code words

Me too please.

 

[dlin]

check binny's comment https://saverocity.com/pfdigest/hot-deal-get-in-on-this-while-you-still-can/#comment-43853

 

[Ashish Bhatia]

What do the original blogger gain by that blog post, apart from showing that he is smart? Eventually, someone was expected to decode and post it.