Fun with Credit Counseling Phone Solicitors

Tom Capone

Level 2 Member
Fun with Credit Counseling Phone Solicitors (CCPS)

CCPS: Hello, may I speak with Thomas Capone

Me: Yes, this is Tom

CCPS: I’m calling to tell you about a program that could reduce your credit card debt. Would you say that you owe more than $10,000 on your credit cards.

Me: Oh, yes, much more. I think I owe $90,000 between me and my wife. I spent $20,000 today.

CCPS: Oh wow and how many credit cards do you have.

Me: I think I have about 40 or so, but I only use 20 each month.

CCPS: You have 40 credit cards?

Me: Yes, between me and my wife, I’d say at least.

CCPS: And how much is your monthly payment?

Me: Well, I pay about $70K per month to my various credit cards.

CCPS: Why are you an a$$hole to pay $70,000 a month

Me: (Not sure I heard him correctly) Well I spend about $100,000 a month so I have to make a lot of payments

CCPS: Why are you such a f*ing bastard

Me: (laughing) Well that not a very nice thing to say to me. Probably true, but not very nice. Now why would you say that to me.

CCPS: Because you are a f*ing liar.

Me: (still laughing) I am not. Everything I told you was completely true.

CCPS: Well good day sir. Good bye.
 

SOC 787

Flight Club
Was it one of those foreign scam callers? Or was this a semi-genuine, local/domestic service. Either way hilarious.

Wish you had recorded it. Infact if you can get their number I might suggest that dude OwnagePranks on YouTube to prank call him
 

Tom Capone

Level 2 Member
I think it was semi legit. He did have a strong accent, but I assumed it was a legit credit counseling agency. That's what really through me for a loop when he started cursing.
 
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