Tom Capone
Level 2 Member
Fun with Credit Counseling Phone Solicitors (CCPS)
CCPS: Hello, may I speak with Thomas Capone
Me: Yes, this is Tom
CCPS: I’m calling to tell you about a program that could reduce your credit card debt. Would you say that you owe more than $10,000 on your credit cards.
Me: Oh, yes, much more. I think I owe $90,000 between me and my wife. I spent $20,000 today.
CCPS: Oh wow and how many credit cards do you have.
Me: I think I have about 40 or so, but I only use 20 each month.
CCPS: You have 40 credit cards?
Me: Yes, between me and my wife, I’d say at least.
CCPS: And how much is your monthly payment?
Me: Well, I pay about $70K per month to my various credit cards.
CCPS: Why are you an a$$hole to pay $70,000 a month
Me: (Not sure I heard him correctly) Well I spend about $100,000 a month so I have to make a lot of payments
CCPS: Why are you such a f*ing bastard
Me: (laughing) Well that not a very nice thing to say to me. Probably true, but not very nice. Now why would you say that to me.
CCPS: Because you are a f*ing liar.
Me: (still laughing) I am not. Everything I told you was completely true.
CCPS: Well good day sir. Good bye.
CCPS: Hello, may I speak with Thomas Capone
Me: Yes, this is Tom
CCPS: I’m calling to tell you about a program that could reduce your credit card debt. Would you say that you owe more than $10,000 on your credit cards.
Me: Oh, yes, much more. I think I owe $90,000 between me and my wife. I spent $20,000 today.
CCPS: Oh wow and how many credit cards do you have.
Me: I think I have about 40 or so, but I only use 20 each month.
CCPS: You have 40 credit cards?
Me: Yes, between me and my wife, I’d say at least.
CCPS: And how much is your monthly payment?
Me: Well, I pay about $70K per month to my various credit cards.
CCPS: Why are you an a$$hole to pay $70,000 a month
Me: (Not sure I heard him correctly) Well I spend about $100,000 a month so I have to make a lot of payments
CCPS: Why are you such a f*ing bastard
Me: (laughing) Well that not a very nice thing to say to me. Probably true, but not very nice. Now why would you say that to me.
CCPS: Because you are a f*ing liar.
Me: (still laughing) I am not. Everything I told you was completely true.
CCPS: Well good day sir. Good bye.