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<p>[QUOTE="NickPFD, post: 800854, member: 3"]</p><p>I think the biggest downside to the world of points & miles blogging–if indeed it can even be said to have a downside–is that there just aren’t enough people doing it. <em>Everyone</em> should be blogging about credit cards and frequent flyer miles! Well I have great news: starting today, thanks to an amazing new FREE tool from yours truly, everybody can! Time to <a href="http://saverocity.com/pfdigest/you-should-totall/">start a blog and get rich</a>, folks!</p><p></p><p>Just as Prometheus gave fire to the mortals, I bestow unto you the <strong><span style="color: #ff0000">Blogtron 3030</span></strong>. It’s the world’s first self-writing points and miles blog post! The framework for a virtually unlimited supply of world-class blog posts is there. All you have to do is make a few selections from a list of choices and voila! Instant blog post. Ready to press “publish”? Here you go:</p><p></p><p><strong><em>Hi everybody, I am here to write about points and miles from the perspective of somebody who is ____(1)_____. Like many of you, ___(2)_____. In fact, just last month I was on a trip _____(3)____. Did you know that _____(4)_____? While ______(5)_____ may seem like a big deal, it’s nothing compared to ______(6)_____. ______(7)_____?</em></strong></p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: #ff0000">(1)</span></strong></p><p></p><p>a genius travel hacker</p><p></p><p>a woman</p><p></p><p>a parent</p><p></p><p>well compensated by major banks</p><p></p><p>remarkably thin-skinned</p><p></p><p>obsessive-compulsive</p><p></p><p>a plagiarist</p><p></p><p>an angry Greek immigrant</p><p></p><p>angry at angry Greek immigrants for some reason</p><p></p><p>sad because I got into points and miles blogging just a little too late to scoop up the low-hanging credit card referral fruit but I hide it reasonably well behind a mirthful veneer</p><p></p><p>under the thumb of major banking interests</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: #ff0000">(2)</span></strong></p><p></p><p>I’m on a first name basis with the money order people at Walmart</p><p></p><p>I spend several hours per day at the airport overlook watching planes take off and land</p><p></p><p>my middle name is “Travel” and I was ruthlessly bullied for it as a child once they found out and to this day I don’t know what my parents were thinking giving me a name like that</p><p></p><p>I ground up my Chase Sapphire Reserve into dust and snorted it</p><p></p><p>I would like to dive into a pool except instead of water the pool is filled with Starwood points</p><p></p><p>my parents worked for an airline and I lived on a plane until I was eight years old</p><p></p><p>I have been stopped by the TSA for attempting to bring Schedule 3 drugs in my carry-on</p><p></p><p>I participate in a vigil for Amex Bluebird accounts</p><p></p><p>I enjoy eating, photographing and talking about airline food</p><p></p><p>I write in ways that optimize search engine results</p><p></p><p>I consider people who fly in coach to be sub-human</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: #ff0000">(3)</span></strong></p><p></p><p>to the Park Hyatt Paris-Vendôme</p><p></p><p>to the Maldives</p><p></p><p>to the Park Hyatt Paris-Vendôme, then the Maldives, and then the Vendôme again… all in a single day, because mine is a life of luxury</p><p></p><p>where the flight attendants greeted me by name</p><p></p><p>to the world’s finest airport lounges</p><p></p><p>where the pilot let me sit in the cockpit and make airplane noises</p><p></p><p>where I was booked SFO-EWR-JFK-DXB-JFK-MIA-LOL-WTF-OMG-BBQ-SFO via LH/AA/AS/OW/OH/NO in F</p><p></p><p>to avenge my ancestors</p><p></p><p>to some hellhole that I’m going to make sound luxurious and fascinating</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: #ff0000">(4)</span></strong></p><p></p><p>one Avios weighs 3.8 micrograms</p><p></p><p>it’s actually pronounced “mall-dives”</p><p></p><p>the Chase Sapphire Preferred contains a small amount of radioactive polonium</p><p></p><p>one hidden perk of the Chase Sapphire Reserve is its ability to bend the space-time continuum</p><p></p><p>the Amex Platinum has an AMAZING 40,000-point sign up bonus that you should get IMMEDIATELY</p><p></p><p>I’ve killed three deals this week, and I’m just getting started</p><p></p><p>I’ve never actually flown before and I’m living a lie</p><p></p><p>I golf with Jamie Dimon</p><p></p><p>reverse herringbone seats were named in honor of a fish</p><p></p><p>I’m 6’7″</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: #ff0000">(5)</span></strong></p><p></p><p>Hilton Silver status</p><p></p><p>the Pulaski Bank Visa</p><p></p><p>another delay at O’Hare</p><p></p><p>the fact that American only has one low-level award fare available for the next 12 months, and it’s to Greenville, NC</p><p></p><p>these voices in my head</p><p></p><p>my seven-figure income</p><p></p><p>my foolproof method of defeating the Chase 5/24 rule</p><p></p><p>the fact that I have an entire room of my house filled with old gift cards and receipts</p><p></p><p>the “Meow Mix” commercial where the cat sings “meow meow meow meow”</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: #ff0000">(6)</span></strong></p><p></p><p>something something Maldives</p><p></p><p>something something Lufthansa First Class</p><p></p><p>my mad packing skillz</p><p></p><p>my ego</p><p></p><p>that recent devaluation. Boy, that was some devaluation, wasn’t it? I do not like devaluations</p><p></p><p>that slightly subpar duck confit I had in first class last week</p><p></p><p>$150 in profit per approved application if you use my link</p><p></p><p>the insider’s guide to the Red Roof Inn–yours free when you sign up for my newsletter</p><p></p><p>the credit card numbers I have tattooed on my arm</p><p></p><p>my charity, which provides Rimowa amenity kits to under-pampered third world children</p><p></p><p>the vibrant urban fabric of every single place I visit</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: #ff0000">(7) </span></strong></p><p></p><p>What’s <em>your </em>favorite Avios</p><p></p><p>What’s <em>your</em> favorite Maldives island</p><p></p><p>What’s <em>your </em>favorite Hawaiian Airlines® World Elite MasterCard®</p><p></p><p>What’s <em>your</em> favorite thing about Spirit Airlines</p><p></p><p>Is anybody actually reading this</p><p></p><p>If you’re a big-time blogger, can you please link to me and juice my search rankings</p><p></p><p>I am currently held hostage in a points and miles content farm, can somebody please send help</p><p></p><p><img src="https://saverocity.com/pfdigest/wp-content/uploads/sites/6/2020/01/hand-writing-300x205.jpg" data-url="https://saverocity.com/pfdigest/wp-content/uploads/sites/6/2020/01/hand-writing-300x205.jpg" class="bbImage " style="" alt="" title="" /></p><p></p><p></p><p>The post <a href="http://saverocity.com/pfdigest/always-wanted-points-miles-blogger-now-can-diy-blog-post/">Always wanted to be a points & miles blogger? Now you can with my DIY blog post!</a> appeared first on <a href="http://saverocity.com/pfdigest">Personal Finance Digest</a>.</p><p></p><p><a href="http://saverocity.com/pfdigest/always-wanted-points-miles-blogger-now-can-diy-blog-post/">Continue reading...</a></p><p>[/QUOTE]</p>
[QUOTE="NickPFD, post: 800854, member: 3"] I think the biggest downside to the world of points & miles blogging–if indeed it can even be said to have a downside–is that there just aren’t enough people doing it. [I]Everyone[/I] should be blogging about credit cards and frequent flyer miles! Well I have great news: starting today, thanks to an amazing new FREE tool from yours truly, everybody can! Time to [URL='http://saverocity.com/pfdigest/you-should-totall/']start a blog and get rich[/URL], folks! Just as Prometheus gave fire to the mortals, I bestow unto you the [B][COLOR=#ff0000]Blogtron 3030[/COLOR][/B]. It’s the world’s first self-writing points and miles blog post! The framework for a virtually unlimited supply of world-class blog posts is there. All you have to do is make a few selections from a list of choices and voila! Instant blog post. Ready to press “publish”? Here you go: [B][I]Hi everybody, I am here to write about points and miles from the perspective of somebody who is ____(1)_____. Like many of you, ___(2)_____. In fact, just last month I was on a trip _____(3)____. Did you know that _____(4)_____? While ______(5)_____ may seem like a big deal, it’s nothing compared to ______(6)_____. ______(7)_____?[/I][/B] [B][COLOR=#ff0000](1)[/COLOR][/B] a genius travel hacker a woman a parent well compensated by major banks remarkably thin-skinned obsessive-compulsive a plagiarist an angry Greek immigrant angry at angry Greek immigrants for some reason sad because I got into points and miles blogging just a little too late to scoop up the low-hanging credit card referral fruit but I hide it reasonably well behind a mirthful veneer under the thumb of major banking interests [B][COLOR=#ff0000](2)[/COLOR][/B] I’m on a first name basis with the money order people at Walmart I spend several hours per day at the airport overlook watching planes take off and land my middle name is “Travel” and I was ruthlessly bullied for it as a child once they found out and to this day I don’t know what my parents were thinking giving me a name like that I ground up my Chase Sapphire Reserve into dust and snorted it I would like to dive into a pool except instead of water the pool is filled with Starwood points my parents worked for an airline and I lived on a plane until I was eight years old I have been stopped by the TSA for attempting to bring Schedule 3 drugs in my carry-on I participate in a vigil for Amex Bluebird accounts I enjoy eating, photographing and talking about airline food I write in ways that optimize search engine results I consider people who fly in coach to be sub-human [B][COLOR=#ff0000](3)[/COLOR][/B] to the Park Hyatt Paris-Vendôme to the Maldives to the Park Hyatt Paris-Vendôme, then the Maldives, and then the Vendôme again… all in a single day, because mine is a life of luxury where the flight attendants greeted me by name to the world’s finest airport lounges where the pilot let me sit in the cockpit and make airplane noises where I was booked SFO-EWR-JFK-DXB-JFK-MIA-LOL-WTF-OMG-BBQ-SFO via LH/AA/AS/OW/OH/NO in F to avenge my ancestors to some hellhole that I’m going to make sound luxurious and fascinating [B][COLOR=#ff0000](4)[/COLOR][/B] one Avios weighs 3.8 micrograms it’s actually pronounced “mall-dives” the Chase Sapphire Preferred contains a small amount of radioactive polonium one hidden perk of the Chase Sapphire Reserve is its ability to bend the space-time continuum the Amex Platinum has an AMAZING 40,000-point sign up bonus that you should get IMMEDIATELY I’ve killed three deals this week, and I’m just getting started I’ve never actually flown before and I’m living a lie I golf with Jamie Dimon reverse herringbone seats were named in honor of a fish I’m 6’7″ [B][COLOR=#ff0000](5)[/COLOR][/B] Hilton Silver status the Pulaski Bank Visa another delay at O’Hare the fact that American only has one low-level award fare available for the next 12 months, and it’s to Greenville, NC these voices in my head my seven-figure income my foolproof method of defeating the Chase 5/24 rule the fact that I have an entire room of my house filled with old gift cards and receipts the “Meow Mix” commercial where the cat sings “meow meow meow meow” [B][COLOR=#ff0000](6)[/COLOR][/B] something something Maldives something something Lufthansa First Class my mad packing skillz my ego that recent devaluation. Boy, that was some devaluation, wasn’t it? I do not like devaluations that slightly subpar duck confit I had in first class last week $150 in profit per approved application if you use my link the insider’s guide to the Red Roof Inn–yours free when you sign up for my newsletter the credit card numbers I have tattooed on my arm my charity, which provides Rimowa amenity kits to under-pampered third world children the vibrant urban fabric of every single place I visit [B][COLOR=#ff0000](7) [/COLOR][/B] What’s [I]your [/I]favorite Avios What’s [I]your[/I] favorite Maldives island What’s [I]your [/I]favorite Hawaiian Airlines® World Elite MasterCard® What’s [I]your[/I] favorite thing about Spirit Airlines Is anybody actually reading this If you’re a big-time blogger, can you please link to me and juice my search rankings I am currently held hostage in a points and miles content farm, can somebody please send help [IMG]https://saverocity.com/pfdigest/wp-content/uploads/sites/6/2020/01/hand-writing-300x205.jpg[/IMG] The post [URL='http://saverocity.com/pfdigest/always-wanted-points-miles-blogger-now-can-diy-blog-post/']Always wanted to be a points & miles blogger? Now you can with my DIY blog post![/URL] appeared first on [URL='http://saverocity.com/pfdigest']Personal Finance Digest[/URL]. [url="http://saverocity.com/pfdigest/always-wanted-points-miles-blogger-now-can-diy-blog-post/"]Continue reading...[/url] [/QUOTE]
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