SIOUX FALLS, SOUTH DAKOTA–After an on-again, off-again romance that spanned years, world famous blogger Brian Kelly, also known as The Points Guy, has finally tied the knot with his Chase Sapphire Preferred card.
The couple took their vows in a lavish ceremony attended by a who’s who of the points and miles world. Attendees included Daraius from Million Mile Secrets, Rick from the Frugal Travel Guy, Gary from View From the Wing, Matt from Saverocity, George from Travel Blogger Buzz, and JPMorgan Chase CEO Jamie Dimon. Mr. Kelly wore slippers from a Qantas first class amenities kit and a Ritz-Carlton bathrobe, while the Chase Sapphire Preferred Card wore an elegant RFID-blocking stainless steel credit card case.
The event was briefly disrupted when a disheveled Hawaiian Airlines® World Elite MasterCard® showed up, uninvited, and began shouting incoherently before being removed by security.
South Dakota, widely known as a bank-friendly state, is the only state that allows marriages between people and financial products. In a high-profile case, an anonymous blogger has recently petitioned the courts there to allow marriage to his Amazon Associates link.
After the ceremony was concluded, the entire party immediately jetted to Dallas for a reception at the Amex Centurion Lounge. For their honeymoon the happy couple will stay at Six Amazing Hotels You Must Visit On Points in South Dakota.